Special Note: Some of these quotes have small stories to explain them. For the ones that do, just click on the picture by the quote to read these short stories. Enjoy yourselves! -The Blade
The name's MacGyver.
WOOOOAAAAAP!
ZOINKS!
She Messed Around With A Bloke Named Smokey
She Loved Him, Though He Was Cokey
The Sound Le Chameau Makes
When They Came And Took Me Off In
A Zillion Dollar Coffin