Special Note: Some of these quotes have small stories to explain them. For the ones that do, just click on the picture by the quote to read these short stories. Enjoy yourselves! -The Blade
I could be the dumbest man alive!
A Harvard Degree!
The Power of VOODOO!
Saved by the Bell
Cujo!
The Power of Attorney!
That's a promise from LaRue to you!
Where are the Cheetos?