Special Note: Some of these quotes have small stories to explain them. For the ones that do, just click on the picture by the quote to read these short stories. Enjoy yourselves! -The Blade
Junta!
Catches thieves just like flies!
Partial marks?! That's ALL you'll get!
The Lord of the Cookies
You could have picked a better spot!
Comment ca va, mon homeys?
Just call the Papa!
Who makes the food? The Ploughman!!
We Surrender!