Special Note: Some of these quotes have small stories to explain them. For the ones that do, just click on the picture by the quote to read these short stories. Enjoy yourselves! -The Blade
It's Shiwanigate!
"I suppose I should've got suspicious that I was using too much garlic when it took me an hour and a half just to crush it all."
Kazaam!
John Travolta, John Travolta.
The People's Eyebrow!
For the sake of the future of all mankind!
There's always time for a game of Stock Ticker!
Kung-Fu is great!
What is in the box?
Nothing!
We give this quote three stars!