Special Note: Some of these quotes have small stories to explain them. For the ones that do, just click on the picture by the quote to read these short stories. Enjoy yourselves! -The Blade
Tex Colorado, the Arizona Assassin!
Use 1-800 Collect, foo'!
Please welcome Mr. Tom Jones!
Carrots never get much action...
Kruger Vacuums: We really suck.
Don't worry. Cattle Rancher. From Nicaragua.
It's about stripping the recipe down to the bare essentials!