Special Note: Some of these quotes have small stories to explain them. For the ones that do, just click on the picture by the quote to read these short stories. Enjoy yourselves! -The Blade
Expect More Flattery.
One Million Dollars is a High Price.
Hey lads!
I am constructing a suit of SUPER armor.
It is finished.
The George Foreman low-fat grill!
Il Dulce!
But that Grinch was so sly and so slick;
He thought of a lie and he thought of it quick.