Mel Farr superstar is a great hero. In an age of Batman, Superman and Wonderwoman, he rose to the very top. This was before Mr. T, or even Adam West really hit the scene. In those days, superheroes followed one rule: Mel Farr's rule. How do I know this? Just look at all the vehicles those superheroes use. Where do you think they could get that kind of equipment? Only at Mel Farr Superstar's AFORDable Fords. So you still might wonder why Mel Farr is an ultimate superhero. First off, he had the best costume. Superman's tights were a bit...eh, and Batman's patented Batmask was just plain weird. Mel Farr was a stylish dresser; a fine quality grey Armani suit and red cape were good enough for him. Who would like the tacky blue and red of Superman, when they could get the fashionable Mel Farr to save them. Then, there's Mel Farr's undeniably superstar powers. The first, he can talk REALLY fast. How else can you baffle an enemy and convince them to buy one of your cars at the same time? Also, he offers amazing 19.8% APR financing. Yeah, these days you can see better deals, but back then, sales were alot worse. Oh yeah, and he's also the only carsalesman who can fly, but that's rather an insignficant detail.
For your information, I found an old tape a few weeks ago which contained a commercial for Mel Farr. I'd almost forgotten about him from my youth, but I was impressed once more with his prowess. That tape also has an episode of the Mr. T cartoon on it. Rejoice, for it is almost as awesome as T himself! But I won't talk too much about it now, 'cause I'll probably put up an ENTIRE SECTION on it later on.
