These jokes originated when I decided to go on a trip to the self-named "GREAT SANDHILLS". Of course, with a title like that, the sand hills can't possibly be great. They must instead be puny and tiny. My suspicion is that you can step on these sandhills with one heel. So to supplement these pathetic hills, I was thinking that I might have to bring some SAND from home! Heck, why take ANYTHING else?! Sand is all you need! You can eat sand! You can sleep on sand!...You can even sell sand! And finally, you can bury your enemies in SAND!
Hopefully you can now see the origins of this joke. Or something. I personally can't help chuckling whenever I imagine, you know, filling a bowl with sand and pouring on some..chocolate syrup. In fact, as the menu for this camping trip was prepared, I figured all we needed was SAND!
Okay, maybe it's not quite so funny. You're all critics!