The main point of this quote is that Irish accents are funny. And by Irish accent, I mean simply saying 'wee' and 'y'know' alot, and wanting to open an Irish Pub called Bennigan's. At least, that's the closest thing I can do to an Irish accent. Apparently, it sounds quite authentic. According to people who haven't heard a real Irish accent, of course. The awesomeness of the Irish was duly noticed after a game of Britania, in which the Irish send about five raiding armies (a tiny amount) to harry the coast of England. You may not know it, but these Irish raiders are ferocious folk; they get points for killing anyone else, and will often declare a wee bit of Holy War on any tribe that should happen to defeat them. Their purpose for invading? They wish to open an Irish pub, and call it Bennigan's. There, they could serve Lucky Charms and other Irish cuisine with that unique Irish hospitality. The only problem is that no one really knows what Irish cuisine actually is. I've even eaten at Bennigan's, and I still don't know exactly what the Irish eat. I think potatos are involved somewhere, but no one's really sure.
This quote should be familiar to almost everyone, y'know. That's because everyone wants me Lucky Charms. At least, everyone wants Lucky's cereal. This commercial idea has been used very prevalently over the past few years. Personally, I would rather find a pot of gold instead of a bowl of Lucky Charms. For one thing, the pot is bigger. For another, last time I checked the stock reports, marshmellow shapes weren't worth quite as much as gold. But that's not the point. The commercials were still amusing, regardless of the lack of logic demonstrated by the kids who featured in them. I mean, Lucky would try to outwit them with various magical spells and his ability to fly, but it would never work. Further proof, if it is needed, that the Ability to Fly would not, in fact, solve all life's problems. You'd think being able to create things out of thin air would allow you to outmatch a bunch of kids. In Lucky's case, you'd be wrong. But I suppose that's just because he has the luck of the Irish.
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