Each week, a new challenger can challenge any one of the four IRON CHEFs. Although, sometimes they have trouble finding IRON CHEF Italian to challenge him. For some reason, he doesn't have a podium like all the others. And yet, despite that, he's got the best hat of all. Now, I'll give my opinions on all the IRON CHEFS:
IRON CHEF Italian: This guy is the prince of Pasta, and also my favorite of all the Chefs. For some reason though, he doesn't get to stand up front like all the others. But there's a couple reasons why he's the best; a) he ran at one point and b) he took off his hat while cooking. You won't see IRON CHEF chinese doing any of these things, that's for sure.
IRON CHEF Chinese, Chen Kenichi: This muddled chef wears strangely ordinary yellow clothes and a stupid mustard yellow hat. However, he's rather funny, so it's okay. He seems quite confused by making food, and doesn't seem to understand Japanese very well.
IRON CHEF Japanese: This guy's definitely the worst IRON CHEF. He's supposed to make neo-Japanese cuisine, so he makes a Hot Dog for kids plate USA. Needless to say, he lost that one. Known for using a big blowtorch to cook stuff.
IRON CHEF French: I have yet to see this man in action, but I'm sure he couldn't be better than Italian or funnier than Chen Kenichi.
I've noticed that a lot of the fairly new television channels are just no good. Like, for instance, the golf channel. I don't know who watches that, aside perhaps from professional golfers and retired doctors. Yeah, that was a cheap shot. Anyway, there are other useless ones too, like the ones in weird languages and the ones with only infomercials. I guess somebody must watch them, but I can't think who...To get to the point, I used to think it was such with the Food Network too until I saw one of their newer shows, fresh from Japan, IRON CHEF. Now THAT is a quality show! Basically, it's a big hyped up cooking competition between various challengers and the invincibl e culinary cooks, the IRON CHEFS. And yes, I will continue to capitalise that needlessly.
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