Advance warning: The following is slightly exagerated. Just slightly, mind you. This quote has to do with big bad rappers, in all their majestic power. In other words, none. I should say that I've never been fond of hip-hop as a music genre, but that's more due to those who listen to it than the music itself. Think of skids, for instance. Most like rap, as well as heavy metal. However, unlike heavy metal, rap can be pretty funny. They have an entire code of 'phat' words, and they themselves can't even understand all of them. Of course, rap mostly consists of 'Yoyoyo!' and 'Uh!' repeatedly. Some are more original, such as those that deal with using you and throwing you away like a paper plate. Well, G, to give an example of bad, but funny, hip-hop, here's a rap written by a friend of mine:
Yo yo yo! Six feet tall and seven feet Under! Gonna fall to the ground, gonna kick it like Thunder! -Graeme 'Danger' Quest
And there you have it. A short, but hilarious rap, written by our own homey, Graeme. Also known as "Da Homey in Da Hat" (Why I don't know. He doesn't even wear a hat..) Yes, this reminds me of that one time I had to roleplay a rap. Fortunately, I was only involved in the crappy dance mix. The singing was not my responsibility. Hallelujah!
