Life in a Box


Before I truly get going, I should note that once again, this quote comes from an unknown and unheard of source. Mysterious, no? Well, if it's not, and you know where this is from, I'm always happy to hear actual backings for my quotes. Otherwise, they could merely just be ravings of some crazy hermit (not that it would be bad if they were). Still, conspiracies are global things, and sometimes I worry that I may know..too little about these quotes. That the truth won't dawn on me until they slap me with some obscure cardboard box law. Why? Because they could.

Actually, I'll return to reality and talk about the picture. I was quite impressed with it. I'm sure all of you are, too. I mean, I didn't even know there existed such advanced forms of cardboard boxes. I thought they were done developing them, boxes having been replaced with the modern equivalent: The moving van. But I was wrong. Obviously, they're still working on the top secret box projects they started in the '80s. They probably have some very spiffy new prototypes by now, such as the cardboard box house (with no TV) and the cardboard box with wheels (a premium vehicle). Next thing ya know, they'll come up with bullet proof boxes. Will the madness never end? Or will it even begin? That's the real question.


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