My friend had come up to the bus stop, and standing there was one of your everyday typical skids. As this friend arrived, the skid looked up and said: "Hey, guess what I got right here?" The skid pointed at his foot as he said this.
"Sock? Shoe? Shin? Foot?" My friend was baffled. Suddenly, the skid reached into his shoe and pulled out a knife and said:
"BOO' KNIFE!"
Heh Heh Heh...That's it for this quote. I must admit that it seems skids are a major inspiration for quotes. Refer back to the quote on the best in the gallery for more skid-ridiculing.
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