At this point I should probably cut to the chase. The Island Of Bhourou is a joke from the Transformers tapebook. I believe I have mentioned my admiration of the transformers before on this page. In this highly-cheesy episode, Megatron launches a scheme to do what he always does: get MORE OIL! He does this by hacking out a mining camp on the Island of Bhourou. To hear his maniacal plan, just download this. One of the things that is amusing is the fact that the Narrator mentions that the Island of Bhourou is a gold mine. Then, he goes on to say that it's 'perhaps more accurately an oil mine.' Perhaps?! It IS an oil mine! It has absolutely nothing to do with gold.
You might not be aware, but Megatron is plotting the conquest of the world even as we speak. He is probably hiding out in his underground weapons developement base in the Amazon, where his men are busy stealing technology from the humans. Why he has these weapons facilities in every jungle is unknown. He never makes weapons; he merely steals them. But that's just the way it is.
Lately, the media has been submerged in stories about the U.S. presidential election. Never before has such an event been so widely publicised in other countries around the world. Places that haven't even heard of the 'States have probably been well versed in the antics of Bush and Gore. But why is this the case? Why does such a truly local event for one nation receive top attention everywhere around the world? Do people actually CARE that much? NO! Although this strategy holds no reason for us, it makes perfect sense to those who created it. For this whole media onslaught is designed to keep human eyes off the ISLAND OF BHOUROU! Yes, some evil group, no doubt led by Megatron, has occupied this island to harness its vast resources of OIL! And man, if their strategy is to distract us from this, it sure has worked well.
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