I'm On Fire!


As you could easily guess from the picture used, this quote originates from that style of music known by most as 'Disco'. But before you mock it, take heed; it's coming back, I tell you! And it will remember those who make fun of it. But, despite the dire threat it may place on my head, I'll proceed with this story anyway. This one comes from a certain Spherus tournament, wherein four teams of super warriors were competing for supremacy. At one point, a certain character named only 'Sniper Boy' entered the arena. He was quite terrible, but all of a sudden, the tape that was being played during the battle moved into the song Stayin' Alive. Snipah Boy (as he's now called) has never been the same since. Now, the only word he can say is 'Aooowww!' and he just can't lose.

Indeed, the suave Snipah Boy was the only warrior on my team who survived at one point. Of course, the main disco master is 'The Hitman' Tammerein. There's a technique in Spherus called Whirlwind blade, wherein the warrior spins his weapon and hurls it at his opponent, imbuing it with psychic powers. Tammerein's weapon was a boomerang, but instead of using it, he spontaneously began to spin his hat. This was during Stayin' Alive, of course. The hat usually did amazing amounts of damage. And should it miss, Tammerein would fall back on spinning his jacket. Yes, that is the tale of how two totally serious characters were turned into what they now are, simply by the scourge of Disco Music. So, Somebody Help Them!

Note: The numerous referances to disco lyrics are intentional. Also, note the funky discoish disconcerting background. Yes, that is intentional as well.


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