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Lucky Pierre Vestrada M&M C-Bear The A&W Bear Mean Gene Chris Tucker Tsurinam The Player from Harvard Charles Barklay Lord Montagu Scorpion Phaeles Zellas Gene Roddenberry Dave Spector Darth Maul Count Dooku The Guy who Invented Chainmail Wayne Wang McGuire McTaggert O'Malley The Broker Allen Al Gore Bruno Mr. Cadbury Vandred Miss Hershey Laura Secord Jumbo
Race: Arsan
Occupation: Famous
Lawyer and Really Lucky Guy
There's not much bad that could be said about Lucky Pierre. That's likely because if you did find some sort of negative comment, Pierre would surely sue you. And he always wins his cases. Lucky Pierre wore a green robe, an orange scarf and some sort of blue hat. He had something of a french accent. Of course, his main characteristics were his incredible luck, wealth and ego. All of these three things were frequently on display when he gambled in the Monte Carlo casino. Even the slot machines could not quench the luck of this lawyer. He was also known for winning some very high profile cases that some experts considered hopeless. His methods, aside from pure luck, remain a complete mystery.
Race: Italian
Occupation: The Supplier
Vestrada was known by many names, including his own, The Supplier and Gullano. He was primarily characterised by the fact that he was Italian, and by the fact that none of his associates seemed able to decide whether to call him Vestrada or Gullano. Especially since he would respond to both names. Vestrada had neatly combed grey hair, an Italian suit and sunglasses. He also wore a trenchcoat, from which he could produce any item - for the right price. Except for Vanilla Coke, which he would freely give to anyone persistent enough to find him. His prices weren't low, but if you had the money, Gullano could get you the stuff you needed. Even if it was only pizza toppings.
Race: Deksiilan
Occupation: Rapper
This obnoxious rapper was all attitude, and little else. His main characteristics included dyed blond hair, a baseball cap and a bunch of tatoos on his arms. In addition, M&M carried both a throwing dagger and a microphone, and was prepared to use either as a weapon. He is somewhat known on the rap scene mostly due to his controversial lyrics and constant swears, all of which were censored from the campaign. Had to keep the rating down, you know. In combat, he could also turn his baseball cap backwards to increase his level of 'badassness', if such were possible. Of course, this also caused him to take more damage from his doubtless offended opponents. Finally, any similarities between this character and real life rappers were strictly intentional.
Race: Loracian
Occupation: Rapper & Animal Enthusiast?!
C-Bear knows where it's at! And he's clearly one cool cat. If you ignore the fact that bears are nothing like cats. Regardless, the enigmatic rapper known only as C-Bear has a rather striking appearance. At all times, he wears a giant fuzzy bear costume. But this bear is hip! This is clearly evidencded by the giant sunglasses that are included in this costume, as well as the gold chains hanging around C-Bear's neck. Despite all these embellishments, C-Bear still looks just like some guy in a fake bear suit. But according to him, that kind of image is down with the audience these days. In battle, C-Bear could attack with his vile rhymes, that were sure to scar the minds of anyone with any intelligence. In addition, he could also attack with his special Bomb attack. This included tossing his previous CDs at any nearby opponents. These albums were clearly as dangerous as any bomb around. In fact, in his own words, C-Bear himself was da bomb. Some would say quite literally.
Race: Bear?!
Occupation: Mascot
There's hardly a need for me to describe the A&W Bear, but I shall do so anyway. He appeared to be a rather large brown bear, clothed in an orange sweater and matching hat. Both were emblazoned with the A&W logo. Often described as crafty, the Bear could usually be found either a tuba, a mug of root beer, or possibly both. He would often use this tuba to play the familiar and very catchy A&W theme. His purpose seemed to only include sneaking around and passing out free A&W food. This could be part of some sort of promotional campaign, but due to the Bear's total lack of communications skills, it seems unlikely that this will ever be known for certain.
Race: Deksiilan
Occupation: Wrestling Commentator
This description is UNBELIEVABLE! Just like Mean Gene himself. As a veteran wrestling commentator, Gene was prone to constant amazement about absolutely anything. He was also prone for making ridiculous predictions and marvelling about the athleticism of all those nearby. Mean Gene was a short, balding man with a mustache, a grey suit and a red tie. In addition, he was equipped with a microphone complete with the WWE symbol emblazoned upon it. He was fully capable of using this mic to deliver his breathless and oft-amazed comments. Mean Gene had been called in as a special commentator to help cover the Blitzball Intergalactic Cup. His skills around the wrestling ring easily transferred to the hydrosphere. Which is truly rather unbelievable.
Race: Lorician
Occupation: Starbase PD
Chris Tucker is a fast-talking member of Starbase PD, and one of the few members of that crack security force that doesn't wear a red shirt. Instead, Chris Tucker is fashionably dressed in a navy blue suit, and dark blue tie. He sports a small goatee, a big gun and a whole lot of attitude. In fact, some have dubbed Tucker as having the fastest mouth in the galaxy, and his usual jive-talkin' seems to prove this assessment. He also has a habit of showing off his badge and of assuming that those around him don't speak Galactic. Although some would say that Chris Tucker is all talk, he does carry a PK-97 as if he knows how to use it. He also has the ability to grab an opponents' firearm, although he often forgets to reverse it and ends up with the gun pointing in his direction.
Race: Tortalian
Occupation: Captain of the Electran Currents
As a Tortalian, Tsurinam had innate and unbelievable swimming skills. This made him extremely suited to be the Captain of the Electran Blitzball team. Thin, like most Toralians, he is known more for his speed than his tackling abilities. His shooting power is also incredible, and his legendary Tsunami shot has allowed him to become one of the league's scoring leaders. When in the hydrosphere, Tsurinam always wears a green wetsuit, specially designed by the scientists of Tortalus to allow freedom of movement. Always focused, Tsurinam is known as one of the finest Blitzball players around these days.
Race: Tortalian
Occupation: Member of the Electran Currents and Harvard Graduate
Unlike Tsurinam, the Player from Harvard is not very well known at all. In fact, no one seems to even know his name. His only real distinguishing feature would have to be the fact that he went to Harvard, thus allowing granting him his title and large tuition debts. The Player from Harvard's appearance is also rather generic, including long blond hair and a red speedo with a big 'H' on it. His Blitzball skills are almost as questionable as his name. In fact, the Player from Harvard usually doesn't even come into the Blitzball sphere until the second period of a game. For the first half, he usually just runs around the outside and poses. However, when the time is right and he can get someone off guard, he will sometimes dart into the ring to tackle someone from behind. This move is usually followed by some serious posing, after which the Player from Harvard is often knocked right out of the Sphere by one of his opponents, usually not to return that game.
Race: Electran
Occupation: Blitzball player for the Electran Currents
The first actual Electran on the team, Charles Barklay is an extremely tall, tanned guy who wears a basketball uniform and sports a small, civilized mustache. This uniform is indicative of the fact that Barklay used to play basketball, but he found his true calling in a hydrosphere. In play, Charles likes to use his massive height to block all shots going past him. He is also a notorious ball-hog, and doesn't like anyone else having possession of the ball, including members of his own team. Because anything less would be uncivilized.
Race: Electran
Occupation: Goaltender for the Electran Currents
By virtue of his noble blood, many Electrans believe that Lord Montagu is one of the best players in the league. Without doubt, he is one of the best-dressed. Even in the Sphere, Montagu always wears an elaborate black suit, cape and tophat. He is also equipped with both a cane and a monocle, the latter of which seems to actually help him block shots during the game. Like most Electran aristocrats, Montagu looks down on all those without a noble title, and believes that none of them have the right to score on any net that he's tending. Consequently, he even tends to look down on members of his own team, with the possible exception of the civilized Charles Barklay. He is also suspected of harboring a burning hatred for the Capulets, whoever they may be.
Race: Terrorian
Occupation: Assassin and Mortal Kombat Character
At first glance, Scorpion's physical description barely differentiates him from Sub Zero, another assassin whom he commonly works with. His clothing consists of a black and yellow ninja outfit, complete with a yellow mask over the lower half of his face. In fact, at first glance, Scorpion's appearance matches Sub Zero's but for the color of his outfit and his constantly held fighting stance, which is slightly different. But in battle, this deadly assassin makes use of a harpoon capable of dragging his unprepared opponents towards him. It should be noted that this move is always accompanied by a shout of Scorpion's tagline. In addition, Scorpion also fights with street brawl as opposed to Sub Zero's art. Finally, there's the fact that Scorpion is a Terrorian. His deformity is likely the fact that his face is actually little more than a skull, usually covered by a flesh-colored mask. However, this mask can easily be removed whenever Scorpion decides to breathe psychic fire from his mouth in his own fatality move. It seems that Scorpion was working with Sub Zero to take out the Epsilon officers.
Race: Fenixan
Occupation: Coach of the Fenixa Infernos
Phaeles had a more intimidating appearance than most other coaches, with the possible exception of Morton Ragnarsson. In any case, he certainly appeared more physically fit than George Steinbrenner. Phaeles had typical spiky Fenixan hair, streaked black and red. He wore loose black pants, a black leather vest and a cape with the symbol of a burning fist emblazoned on the back. Apparently, one of the main qualifictions for being the coach of the Fenixa Blitzball team was being in charge of one of a fairly large biker gang. Phaeles had this requirement filled, and thus also had a reputation for being ruthless and dangerous. Still, his emphasis on heavy-hitting and scoring had earned him the respect of certain Blitzball journalists such as Don Cherry. Phaeles did not seem at all pleased that the contenders for the Intergalactic Cup did not include his own team.
Race: Electran
Occupation: Blitzball Fan
A beautiful woman with long, blond hair and a fancy green dress. Her other main distinctive feature were the jade bracelets that curled up her arms. Although an Electran, Zellas claimed to be a big fan of the Deksiilan Blitzball team and of the Replacements. As a dedicated Blitzball groupie, she also claimed to have been greatly impressed by Morton's commentary during the Intergalactic Cup Blitzball game. As such, she is always eager to hear indepth analysis of her favorite sport from any sort of reliable source. And there are several members of the Epsilon team more than willing to fulfill this desire.
Race: Deksiilan
Occupation: Commander of Starbase Intergalactic Space Station
Most would be surprised to find a man like Gene Roddenberry in charge of a space station. That's because Roddenberry appears to be extremely generic. He is an older man, mostly bald, who wears a grey GAP uniform. These seem to truely be his only defined physical characteristics. However, while not known for his rank within the military, Gene Roddenberry is actually a fairly famous name in the television business. He was the man behind several successful series, including Star Trek, and its less popular spinoffs. As such, Roddenberry was always trying to stretch the current situation into some sort of TV series. This seemed to involve numerous re-casting of who the main protagonists and villains were, as well constant discussion about the demographic that any given event would reach. Roddenberry was also responsible for bringing in the following character, who he termed a 'special man to deal with the current situation.'
Race: ??
Occupation: A Special Man?!
Dave Spector was a special man brought in by Gene Roddenberry to help deal with the kidnapping of Mr. Rithos. The exact manner in which he was supposed to help remains unclear. In fact, all who met him were subtly convinced that they were supposed to know him from somewhere, implying some level of fame. But Dave really didn't seem to justify any sort of fame. His appearance was certainly nondescript: dark hair and a trenchcoat made up his most distinguishing features. His contributions to the meetings he attended were even less memorable. That's likely because he didn't make any. In fact, he seemed to have a disturbing habit of spacing out at extremely inopportune times, and could be counted on to remain totally oblivious to the often critical events occuring around him. Nevertheless, Gene intended him to be a costar in events to come, claiming he would surely increase ratings.
Race: Terrorian
Occupation: Scith Apprentice
I shouldn't really need to describe Darth Maul, but I will do so all the same. A forebodding figure, shrouded in a heavy black cloak and gloves, Maul's Terrorian features include red and black skin, yellow eyes and jutting spikes covering his bald head. In battle, he wields a powerful double-edged thunderblade. He also has abilities related to the dark side of the force. As the apprentice of Count Dooku, Darth Maul is known as one of the most deadly members of the Scith. Little is known about this mysterious group, but they seemed involved in the kidnapping of Mr. Rithos on Starbase station.
Race: Spheran
Occupation: Scith
As a senior member of the Scith, Count Dooku is known to have great connections with the dark side of the force. An older man, his white hair and beard are neatly trimmed, and he wears a well-made purple cape. In combat, Dooku wielded both a longblade and the force with great skill. His motivations are not yet clear, but he seems to enjoy spreading darkness wherever he can. Some might claim him an idealist, but this certainly does not seem to be the case.
Race: Dortalian
Occupation: Temporary Security Chief and Inventor of Chain Armor
The title almost says it all. As well as the fact that this guy didn't seem to have a name. A rather thin, generic guy with shoulder-length brown hair, stubble and a gleaming suit of Chainmail, which he claimed to have invented. He was also known for carrying a battle axe and riding a horse (badly) around the station. The Guy who Invented Chainmail was sent to space station Epsilon to act as chief of security during Blank's absence. He seemed to take his duties very seriously, and claimed there was only one penalty for any sort of crime: cutting off hands on the spot with his battle-ax. He also claimed that everyone was aware of this punishment, and was most willing to perform it given the slightest provocation. He also seemed to feel the need to prove his loyalty to any superior officer by presenting them with the head of his father. Of course, most commanders did not seem to think that this represented a very convincing show of loyalty.
Race: ??
Occupation: Matrix Enthusiast and Computer Expert
Wang could best be described as an oriental guy with dark hair, a sweatshirt, cordoroy pants and glasses. His reputation as a computer expert and technology consultant has spread all around the galaxy, and he is greatly sought by many Universities to teach tutorials and classes. The reasons for this are not quite known. While Wang seems extremely capable of pointing out problems, he never bothers to provide solutions to those problems and instead just walks away. Even when he does elaborate on a subject, it is usually hard to understand and frequently involves maps. Wayne Wang came to Space Station Epsilon to assist Winfried Grassmann with some sort of project. His other characteristics include a surprising enthusiasm for the Matrix and any other such Gong-Fu movies, the ability to point out typos, and a habit of creating and flushing pipelines of various sorts.
Race: Denchulli
Occupation: Irish Pub-Owner
Often described as the mascot known as The Fighting Irish, McGuire was surly man who was ready to strike up a fiddling competition at any moment. Like most of his countrymen represented in this campaign, he was quite short and wore mostly green. However, he was distinguished by the black bowler he wore on his head, and by the black cane which he continually twirled. This cane could also be used to play a fiddle, should it prove necessary. And with McGuire, it often did. The owner of an Irish pub on Denchul, he had come for Lucky's annual Irish Celebration, though he would often grumble that it was no match for any of the celebrations held at his own establishment. Any questioning of this would often cause him to assume his combat pose, with both fists thrust forward, ready at any moment to dance a jig.
Race: Denchulli
Occupation: Irish Entrepreneur
McTaggert was mostly impressive due to his size. Checking in at a normal height, he towered over those such as Lucky and McGuire. McTaggert's other characteristics included a green suit with tails, a blue scarf, a green top-hat and a bushy blond beard. He was also quite adept at jigging and drinking, two major Irish activities. McTaggert and Lucky went way back, or so he claimed, though the relation was not exactly amicable. He also possessed the luck of the Irish and a sizeable gang of devoted boy-os, ready to do his bidding.
Race: Denchulli
Occupation: Irish Potato Farmer
A jolly Irishman who was always willing to share a pint with anyone nearby, and often declared that everyone was Irish during the Irish celebration. Despite this dubious statement, he was still well-regarded by most of his peers. O'Malley had ruffled red hair, a friendly smile and wore a brown coat that looked rather like an old potato bag. This could have been due to the fact that he was a potato farmer. Allegations that his name should have been McGettigan have been consistently refuted.
Race: Deksiilan
Occupation: Financial Advisor
The Broker has often been compared to some sort of lesser Batman villain, although he would claim that such allegations are clearly incorrect. His appearance was as slick as could be possibly arranged, and included professional brown hair, a blue suit and a tie with a bunch of dollar signs. His mode of transportation was a small scooter, and he claimed that no one could catch him while he was riding it. His financial offers were often as ridiculous as this claim. He was willing to sell anything at any price, provided he didn't actually have to provide it. Furthermore, he was always willing to offer more with his deals. And as far as he was concerned, 'more' involved only a free hammer. Or perhaps two. If anyone pointed out that his offers were clearly a rip-off, The Broker would not hesitate to make a quick exit on his scooter, while claiming that he would never be caught.
Race: Deksiilan
Occupation: Computer Science Student and President of the CSSS
Allen looked the part of a computer science student, with shoulder-length brown hair, a black trenchcoat, a blue shirt and jeans. As the president of the CSSS, he has the authority to plan all that group's events. And that means a constant stream of pubcrawls and LAN parties. Allen seems particularly unaware of the notions of economics, and thus doesn't seem worried about the fact that the CSSS loses lots of money on all these pubcrawls. Some have noted that this might be due to the fact that it's an intergalactic organization, yet the pubcrawls all visit locations around the University of Deksiil campus, which is coincidently enough the institution that Allen attends. His other main characteristic seemed to include a great lack of understanding about anything related to a computer.
Race: Politician
Occupation: Inventor of the Internet
Al Gore looked the part of a professional politician, with his grey suit, tie and laptop. But he was so much more. That's because, in his own words, he took the initiative and invented the Internet. This apparently made extreme qualified in any sort of computer setting. Al Gore's current occupation was somewhat of a mystery. Everyone seemed to know that he had lost an election somewhere (despite his invention of the Internet, and alleged ability to take it away), but no one knew the position he had been running for or who he had actually won this election. When he wasn't busy taking about his invention of the Internet, Al would often go on at length about how he was his own man, and was willing to fight for the people. As an expert judge called in for the CSSS programming contest, he tended to be rather harsh. He didn't believe many of the submissions displayed a level of initiative similar to the one he had shown when he had created the Internet. Fortunately for the participants of the contest, his colleague on the judging panel seemed to disagree with most of Gore's statements.
Race: Terrorian
Occupation: Butler
Bruno had served for a long time as the butler aboard The Milk Chocolate, working for the wealthy, if eccentric, Mr. Cadbury. Bruno was not without his eccenticities, the first being the fact that he was hideous. His Terrorian deformity seemed to be his extremely hunched back, and pocked face. But he was terrifying in more ways than one. Bruno was also wearing a tasteless brown suit that could never have been called in style, and his puffy black hair could best be described as a very bad haircut. Aside from groaning in pain, Bruno's other major action seemed to involve leaning back and forward while making some sort of sound effect, in a rough attempt to emulate some sort of 3-D effect.
Race: Electran
Occupation: Dead Chocolate Mogul
Some would question the value of giving a dead man an official character writeup. But it never stopped Faust. Besides, Mr. Cadbury's appearance alone requires mentioning. Cadbury was an older man, with frothy white hair, a small mustache and imperial. He wore a black tophat, a chocolate-colored suit and a cape with a rich caramel hue. He had come to the station to deliver a little box of chocolates to his old friend, Hercule Poirot, but ended up getting shot instead. The bullethole from a PK-47 marred the symmetry of his head. Although the exact contents of his will were not revealed, it was known that the majority of his fortune would go to his two daughters, Laura Secord and Miss. Hershey, with small contributions to his household staff.
Race: Arsan
Occupation: Starfleet Special Envoy
A great deal of mystery surrounds the man known only as 'Mr. Vandred'. His appearance is almost ordinary, with dark hair, suit and a red tie. However, the mirrored sunglasses he always wears do not go very far towards concealing the long scar running down across one of his eyes. As such, it's easy to find Vandred's one-eyed stare to be a bit disconcerting. Officially, Vandred is classified as a special Starfleet envoy, sent to the station on very important business. The exact nature of this business remains a mystery, as well as how Vandred intends to go about performing it. The confidential nature of all this makes it quite clear that Vandred is far more than he seems. He seems to show an unshakable calm, and very keen observation skills. The only clue to Vandred's purpose on the station seems to be a desire to speak with Mr. Rhyze and Morton, though even these conservations seem sure to be shrouded in mystery.
Race: Electran
Occupation: Wealthy Daughter of Mr. Cadbury
As the first daughter of a highly regarded chocolate baron, Miss Hershey had an aura of superiority about her. She seemed to think that life revolved totally around her or chocolate. And for her, it probably did. Hershey wore a white fur hat, and a brown dress draped with chocolate ornaments. Her other most defining characteristic was her repeated claim that a strange man in grey coveralls had been seen in the ship earlier that day.
Race: Electran
Occupation: Second Daughter of Mr. Cadbury
Laura Secord didn't act quite as superior as her sister, and seemed to have some interest in some things outside the chocolate world, like icecream. She wore a green and white dress, and her brown hair was laced with both white and dark chocolates. Laura Secord also disregarded her sister's claims about the mysterious man in grey coveralls,l and implied that Hershey was given to flights of fancy. Secord also had other abilities that few were aware of, such as Icecream magic, which allowed her to attack with such moves as Cookie Crumble and Double Scoops of Pain. She really didn't get a chance to use many of these abilities before being ice.
Race: Deksiilan
Occupation: Pilot and Marketing Assistant
Jumbo doesn't much seem like a model employee, but he was actually an integral part of Mr. Cadbury's operations. He served as both pilot of Cadbury's ship and a marketing assistant of dubious quality. Although he had an actual name, Jumbo seemed only willing to respond to his chosen alias. It helped that he looked the part. Jumbo was a very big man, with blond hair, glasses, a floppy green shirt and shorts. He was constantly eating, even when on duty. This was particularly easy on Mr. Cadbury's ship, where chocolate was extremely prevalent. He also ate many tomatos, though where he obtained them remains a mystery. Aside from food, his passions included his very large and loud soundsystem.
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